I'm on the trail again for late March

[jackbedirty]

I've brought in some hot sluts to the All Average Amateur network to build their sites and stuff... but there is one fuckin' problem. Not One of your whores will fuck me! I just don't understand it. I build you a fuckin' site for free and everything else and I can't even get a piece of ass out of it. It fuckin' sucks. They say that god will gift you in one way or another.... goood looks... money... or a big dick. Damn it! .. I' gotten shorted on all ends of the stick! I'm short... not good lookin'... ain't got not money...and got a little dick. So,... this past week I found a solution to the problem. I signed up for one of those swinger fuckin' deals. You know, these fuckin' whores always want some dick!. I figured I'd go take a few photos of myself to show them what a man I am.

If any of you guys ever been on a swingers site... you know the rules of what you have to do to get a hot slut in bed:
My first pose was my cool pose from the side veiw flexing my muscles and stuff. I made sure to give the Steve Austin look (you know.. that six million dollar man deal) one eyebrow up and the other down. I thought that would turn them whore on on that adult friendfinder shit.

My second pose would be the real serious look from just my head up. Women like it when a guy looks mean and tough. I know that's what a bitch wants

My last 20 poses was all my dick from every angle possible. That turns whores on. they even want to see what your cock looks like from underneath. I made sure to make one of those my main profile picture. Cause a woman don't really want to see my face and how cool I am, but she does want to see my cock. That gets a whore off. I knew that they would all want to fuck me immediatly or at least cam with me.

Anyway.... after a few days, the cunts weren't replying. I just didn't get it. I was putting my cock out all over the place on my profile. These damn sluts just dont get it. I was here to fuck. I was wondering if this swinger place was real or not. Maybe there wasn't any sluts on there that were forreal.

So, I took it upon myself and started writing every fuckin' cunt on the site that was withing 50 miles from me. I copied and pasted. "Hey, wanna fuck". I knew that would get their attention.

Finally about 4 days later I got a response from a lady! Hot Damn! I was gonna get me some nasty pussy and I just knew it. I went to her profile but she said that she didn't have a pic available. I thought.... what the fuck. I was chatting with her online and she told me she had blonde hair and was darker complexion. I asked her, "Are you white, black, Indian?"... She said.. I'm mixture of Cherokee and Caucasion. That sounded fuckin' cool to me. She sounded like a real freaky bitch too. She liked it up that ass , in her mouth...and her pussy all in one setting. She even told me that she liked ass to mouth. What a nasty fucking cunt! I loved it! I said, "When Can we meet?"... She replied.. "Come over to my place at 8pm"

Hot Damn... I'm driving over to Columbus , Ohio to get some fucking pussy. I just can't wait. I took my digital camera with me cause' if I'm gonna fuck a lady you can damn sure bet I'm taking some photos of it. I use this to brag to all my buddies about the sluts I banged... only the last year or so I haven't had anything to brag about. So, I get to the door at this sluts house.... and she opens the door..............................
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It was the fuckin' Lion King!... I snapped a shot of her and RAN like Hell!